'You know my powers, my dear Watson, and yet at the end of three months
I was forced to confess that I had at last met an antagonist who was my intellectual equal.’

geeksofdoom:

jewishpolitics:

givemeinternet:

Shhh it’s starting

Well…um…this is concerning. 

Pretty much.

psychoticirrationalerotica:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

kisschases:

if i ever date a famous person and got hate for it I’d honestly be the most sarcastic bitch ever to them I’d be like lol can’t hear you over the great sex we just had

hmg621:

holmesillusion:

Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.

Not my drug cartel

THIS IS MY SCHOOL.

fasterfood:

i dont care what you say there is nothing more stressful than wanting to have a conversation with someone but having absolutely NOTHING to say

my-name-is-hilarious:

"it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway" one straight man says to another straight man. there is a third straight man waiting in the bedroom. the rule somehow still applies.

Don’t solve the murder, save the life.

izzielosthermind:

stabla:

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

scurnbag:

swiggity swag get in the bag (i am kidnapping u)

theboywhocried-dean:

sonicspocketwrench:

spaceandbones:

List of significant females on Supernatural to wear plaid

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List of significant females on supernatural who aren’t fucking dead

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plaid saves the day

This explains why even when the Winchesters die, they don’t stay dead. Chronic plaid-wearing makes them immune.

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raggedymans:

It’s almost like my computer screen it’s the only thing between us

#YES#YES YOU CAN#ILL PUT THE KETTLE ON