woahbeau:
today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing




after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend
If I were blonde…this would be me.
crazyeyecolfer:
“Come along, pond,” I say as I drag my plastic pool full of water across the yard.
me: -reads at school-
everyone: ew who reads wtf is wrong with you you're such a nerd look how thick that book is and omg it has a small font wow
Harry Potter Fandom: First day of Hogwar-
Doctor Who Fandom: DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Harry Potter Fandom: Gotta get back to Hogwar-
Doctor Who Fandom: ASYLUM OF THE DAAAAAAAAALLEEEEEEEEEEEKKKSSSSSSSS
Harry Potter Fandom: HARRY FREAKIN' POTTE-
Doctor Who Fandom: AMY AND RORY DIVORCE ALL MY FEEEEELSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sherlock Fandom: ...have you seen this gif of Sherlock, he has a Mexican hat on.
hawkeyethehotguy:
sometimes i forget that Tony Stark is actually a genius
I can’t remember anything past the sexy I see right now.