stand-up-comic-gifs:

Hannibal Buress - (x)

super-lestrudel:

God I hope to be this bad ass in my 70s+

kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Observe my special cat producing ability. 

Anything Comic by Kelly Angel 
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eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

mattreadsthings:

WHAT AN UNUSUALLY ACCURATE GREETING CARD

sebastienmillon:

“Nature’s Most Underappreciated Creatures”

Amazing guy, that Bob.

By Sebastien Millon [tumblr]

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

fyeahmainer:

steamcats:

fuckyeahfuncats:

I don’t think cats know they’re small

This is the cutest thing ever

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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so proud of myself for knowing the correct pronunciation of culo.

bowtiesandassbutts:

even jesus lost a follower once

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even jesus lost a follower once

malkatz:

maidotsuki:

WE HAD THIS DISNEY DAY FOR SPIRIT WEEK AND THIS GUY WHO I HAVE SEVERAL CLASSES WITH WHO ALWAYS SEEMS TO COOL FOR SHIT DRESSED IN FULL DRAG AS TIANA

the guy behind him is looking at him lovingly

deepthroatdemon:

my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”