My trial notes while facing a team I hate

partylikeamockstar:

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When I use mock jargon on commoners:

trialmockers:

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When the other lawyer throws like 4 different grounds into one objection

partylikeamockstar:

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When a witness keeps asking me to clarify the question:

trialmockers:

What they really mean is:

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

When people ask what we do on the weekends

vurtigone:

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When you change everything right before a tournament:

themocklifechoseme:

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Those kids who bitch about the parts they want

partylikeamockstar:

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That lawyer who jumps up to object but says nothing, then weirdly sits down while everyone stares

partylikeamockstar:

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How impeachment should be

partylikeamockstar:

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Learning to be a witness

mockmockjokes:

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

When someone tries to give excuses for missing practice without telling anyone:

themocklifechoseme:

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When you can’t find the tab room and you’re running tight on all-loss:

themocklifechoseme:

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australiansanta:

i’d be such a bad lawyer i’d just be like ‘your honour, tbh idk and idc like its up to u man’