fangirlyness:

#i want natalie in a 40’s mob film#where she plays the loyal wife of a top gangster#until we find out in the end that she’s the head of the entire organisation#and her husband had no idea#and she’s forced to kill him#before riding into the sunset with her second in command#the daughter of her husband’s best friend (who she also killed)#i would like to watch this movie i just made up in my head

malefactum:

then that’s totally cool

just thought I’d let you know

youarelookingatthis:

There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr.

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

what have i done

boy-code:

do u ever just cup your own boob

hetaheart:

there should be a supernatural character like this

thorinss:

CHASE: So you attribute every relationship I’ve ever had to the height of my cheekbones?
WILSON: Not the whole relationship, just the beginning.
HOUSE: The rest is your hair.

healerwatson:

zoobooksyaoi:

perks of being short

  • ur automatically cute by default
  • very portable, people carry u places
  • rly rad nicknames

cons of being short

  • u cant reach anything
  • not so rad nicknames
  • people use u as an armrest sometimes

perks of being tall

  • u can reach things
  • u can boop people on their head
  • u get to use people as armrests

cons of being tall

  • ur basically a portable landmark
  • people use u to hide from the sun
  • u can’t hide from anyone

queerenby:

filisexual:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

another short poem:

yes but see
they are all
required
by the district
or state
to assign a
certain amount
of gradable
material per
semester so
they can get
paid and earn
raises and bonuses
and keep
their jobs and
funding

a revised short poem:

does the district
or state
understand
that you take
other classes

deedeedeebee:

I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters
Headcanon A: what I think realistically
Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious

justabarrelofmonkeys:

cas-wants-the-dean:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

image

image

the first mom joke

Can I just use VILLAIN I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER as my #1 insult forever

devinleighbee:

working in retail/customer service

image

the-time-skeleton-of-221b:

turntechgivinhead:

Listening to music older than you are
image

Listening to only Top 40 Hits

image

Listening to Obscure Underground music nobody knows about

image

Bashing someone for their taste in music

image

Creating a false sense of superiority based on music choice

image

Applejuice

image

This speaks to me